Thursday, February 10, 2011

Charity Friends

The world isnt as candy coated and perfect slathered in copious amounts of good will and love as we all like to fool ourselves into believing. Old people are an inconvenient population that we treat like over sized stuffed carnival prizes or pets,  we often deem people with extremely thick accents to be less intelligent then ourselves no matter where we are from in relation to them, and dont get me started on the lip service that we pay to the disabled population! With that said about these inconvenient truths, we all possess something that we would never call it by its right and truthful but we play the game as such.


CHARITY FRIENDS!

Now before you clutch your pearls in disgust and look to your imaginary friend on your side and gasp in disbelief that anybody could say such a thing, consider this! We all have at least one of these people in  our lives where the relationship has gone far past its prime and you just are friends with this person out of sheer obligation maybe because.... you have 68 mutual friends on facebook and they consistently keep up with you, or your dying grandmother is always asking where they are, Or they have fallen victim to some insane circumstances and very often admittedly by their own stupidity and unwise decisions , you take such horrible pity on this person that you cannot simply leave them by their selves at this point in their life!

DISCLAIMER** If you cannot possibly think of anybody in your circle of friends who might fit this description, or you don't have enough friends to think of this person, than unfortunately this is probably you! Don't read on anymore, this will only depress you more and sad charity friends are even worse than the happy ones!